Part 2 of Part 1 MENS .... READ ..? A LONG while? > > > > > MAN LAWS 1 may no two men share an umbrella. 2 E > > ' OK for a man to cry only under the following circumstances > (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. > (B) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. > (c) After destroying the car ' bosss. > (d) a ' hours, 12 minutes, 37 seconds in The Game crying. > (e) When she is using her teeth. > > 3 Each man carrying a camera to a stag night may be legally killed and eaten by his companions > with the evidence. > > 4 Unless he killed someone in your family, you must bail a friend > prison within 12 hours. 5 > > If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever > unless you actually intend to marry her. > > 6 blueberries or Bitc * ing for the brand of beer in a refrigerator Buddys > is prohibited. However, you may complain at will if the temperature of the beer > is not suitable, but it is really cool, its free. > > 7 No man will never have to buy a birthday present for another man. > In fact, even remembering your birthday Buddys is strictly optional. If you know l > ' friend B-day, not only is customary to celebrate at a strip bar of choice > boys birthday, but that returns the gift back to you on your B-> day. > > 8 on a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest >. > > 9 When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game > in progress, but you can NEVER ask whos playing. > > 10 Can flatulate in front of a woman only after you brought her a > climax. If you trap her head under the covers > purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend. > > 11 is allowed to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when youre > sunbathing on a tropical beach ... And only if its delivered by a topless model > who paid for this. > > 12 only in situations of moral and / or physical danger is allowed to kick another guy > nuts. > > 13 Unless you're in prison, never fight naked. > > 14 Friends dont let friends wear Speedos, never! The matter closed. If you have a friend who also owns > Speedos, you might want to find a different friend. > > Mans 15 If a flight is low, thats his problem, which has not seen anything yet. > > 16 women who say they love watching sports > should be regarded as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as > other observers of the sport. > > 17 A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight >. > > 18 Do not hesitate to reach for the last beer or ' l ' last slice of pizza, > but not both, thats just greedy. > > If you compliment a guy 19 on his six-pack, you'd better talk about > his choice of beer. > > 20 Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours > unless she's withholding sex pending your response. > > 21 phrases that can not be delivered for another man while lifting weights > A) Yeah, Baby, Push it! > B) C'mon, give me another one! More difficult! > C) Another set and we can hit the showers! > > 22 Never talk to a man in a bathroom / toilet unless you are equal > plan Ie, both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations > , an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need. > > 23 Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go over > you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. > Hang up if necessary. > > 24 The next morning she and a girl who was previously just a friend > have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty > There's no reason not to nail l & , # 39; more before the discussion occurs about what a > big mistake it was. > > 25 is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive your >. > > 26 You do not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or blue >. > > 27 The girl who answers the question What do you want for Christmas? > with me If you loved, you'd know what I want! Gets an Xbox. End of story. > > 28 There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Mens Gymnastics, > EVER! > > 29. Humans should never feed another man. > > > We've all heard of people who have courage or balls. > But do you really know the difference between them? In an attempt to keep you informed, the definition of each is > > > following GUTS is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, > assaulted by your wife with a broom, > and having the courage to say, are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere? > > ball is going home late after a night out with the boys > smell of perfume and beer, lipstick on the collar, slapping your wife on the *** and > the balls to say, You're next! > > We hope this eliminates any confusion, The International Council of Manlaws >.
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